Turbo The Talking Toilet Battle

Fighting Words Cork, Morning Star,  2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th Classes 24th November 2025

Chapter 1

Once upon a day, Turbo The Talking Toilet was having a walk with his best friend, Toilet Paper Man. Then he sees his enemy Da Bed! They start to fight. Then Da Bed breaks his legs that are the plungers.

Toilet Paper Man ends up saving him. He pushed Da Bed away from him. Turbo The Talking Toilet called the police. He couldn’t use his feet, so he used his hands.

He went to the hospital because his legs were broken. He got saved at the hospital, and Da Bed got arrested. Then Turbo The Talking Toilet went home and decided to sleep, and he had a nightmare about getting pooped on. He woke up and he was scared.

He was shivering. He called his best friend to explain what happened.

While he was on the phone, he heard a noise downstairs. His enemy (Da Bed) could have been in the house. He heard a spring hit the wall. Turbo goes downstairs, and sees Da Bed on the ground! Da Bed had a white top hat made out of toilet paper.

He had multiple arms. He just shoots springs from the bed. One spring bounced off the wall and hit Da Bed on the arm! Da Bed was on the floor, and his arm was hit off.