John the Incredible and 21

Fighting Words Cork, St Marie's of the Isle, 5th Class, 13th October 2025

On an incredible journey in the zoo, John the Incredible will face his greatest fear. John the Incredible broke the gates and escaped the zoo. But he was scared because he saw a man walking with a hot dog that had mustard on it.

He had no option but to run back into the zoo for safety. Then the hot dog guy walked back to the zoo, and a bird swooped down and took the hot dog, and dropped it into John The Incredible’s cage.

As we know, John the Incredible has great shape-shifting skills, and he ran out, and changed into a dinosaur. Then he ran to the closest shop to be safe, but it wasn’t actually a shop: it was a factory making mustard. The type of mustard he is most scared of is wholegrain mustard: this factory makes wholegrain mustard.

Thankfully, his friend 21 saved him and took him to his spaceship. Then he went to the moon, saw something yellow, and didn't know what it was. It was mustard. The mustard went onto the window of the spaceship, and they could not see where they were going. 21 got distracted, went outside the spaceship, and started licking the mustard before running away. 21 forgot his mustard in the cockpit of the spaceship.

It was wholegrain. John the Incredible wasn’t ready to let his friend down, so he got his hugely extended tongue, and pulled him back with his tongue into the spaceship.

21 got angry at John the Incredible, and said he wanted to explore space on his own. John the Incredible turned into a huge yeti but the mustard started to chase him.