You’re Fired

Adam
Write to Right Project- Playwriting
Scoil Chonglais

BOB: Hi, how may I help you today?

KAREN: Uh yeah hi, can I have a happy meal?

BOB: Sorry, but happy meals are only for kids.

KAREN: You’re lying! Where’s your manager?

BOB: Ok ma'am, I’ll go get him now.

KAREN: Did you just assume my gender?

BOB: Oh I apologise, i’ll be back. 

Two minutes later

MANAGER: Sorry for the inconvenience, here is your happy meal, can I speak with you Bob?

BOB: Yes sir.

MANAGER: You know the customer is always right and we need the money.

BOB: Ok, I’m sorry.

MANAGER: No, you’re fired.