Gardiner Street Primary School, 3rd Class, 26 June 2013
Once upon a time, there was a zombie called Wicked. He lived in a haunted mansion in a haunted village.
Wicked’s best friend, Shneville the Devil, came to his house to pay him a visit.
Wicked the zombie had made dinner.
They had guts sandwiches with a head on the side and they had hearts for dessert.
“Would you like some shaved fingers on your sandwich?” asked Wicked.
“No,” said Shneville. “Only if they’re from the president.”
Mrs Cranky was the president of the haunted village.
Everyone was afraid of her. She lived in the haunted Red House...