You’re Not Crispy No More!

St Patrick’s Boys National School Drumcondra, 4th Class, 21st January 2015

This story is about Timothy the tabletop cleaner. Timothy was from Derpville and lived underground on a table.

World War Hot Dog was happening. Harry Hotdog was leading the hot dog army against Timothy’s cheesy minions.

Harry Hotdog had extra mustard and ketchup on him, which made him extra dangerous.

Timothy didn’t stand a chance because the hotdogs were extra crispy.

But one-day Derpville was mustard bombed.

Timothy swore revenge. He gathered his cheesy minions and his ketchup bottles and prepared for war. The cheesy minions wore crackers for their armour.

Timothy dreamed of covering the world with tables. He wanted to turn Harry Hotdog and his army into table cleaners.

Timothy’s best friend, Larry, was leader of the doughnut army, who were allies of the cheesy minions.

Timothy asked Larry and his army to come with him to face off with Harry Hotdog.  
They asked BillBob to fly them there in his plane.

Timothy phoned up Harry Hotdog and said this famous line, “You’re not crispy no more!”  Then he added,  “We’ve got chocolate sprinkled doughnuts on our side.”

“Haha, nice one. Prepare the mustard canon,” replied Harry Hotdog...