The World is Upside Down

Fighting Words Monaghan, St. Patrick’s National School Broomfield, Co. Monaghan, 1st & 2nd Class, 16th June 2026

Jeminah the white tiger met her best friend, Gaga Gambula the dragon in a hotel. It was a lovely spring day. Suddenly, Jeminah started running away from Timothy the giant chicken, because jeminah seen him smashing lots of buildings. Then, they met laser-guy, who they asked for help, but instead he started chasing them as well, riding a donkey called Tim. Gaga’s brother was nearby. He was really really fat, and busy eating burgers at McD’s. Timothy the giant chicken, and laser-guy on tim, were really starting to catch up to them. “Can you please stop stuffing those burgers into your face, and call a superhero to help us!!!” “Naaaah….” Said Gaga’s Brother, “you can call 911 yourself…”

Gaga’s brother rushed over to McCaughey’s Garage, and bought a smoothie for himself. They all started giving out to him. Jeminah decided to call her Mam on whatsapp, to ask for help. Her mam came along, but instead of helping, stopped off at McCaughey’s to join Gaga’s brother for a smoothie, and maybe a burger too. The police happened to also be having smoothies in McCaughey’s, and seeing all the commotion, began shooting all over the place. Their guns shot ketchup, and the place was absolutely destroyed afterwards.

Timothy the giant chicken had taken a wrong turn, so they managed to avoid him for now. Gaga’s brother bumped into Timothy the chicken and laser guy in the middle of the street. All the food shops were closed, because Gaga’s brother had eaten EVERYTHING. His stomach rumbled, so he sucked up Timothy and Laser guy, and he was suddenly really full. Just then, an ant bit Jeminah, and she fainted. While passed out, she had dreams of her and Larry the Lion, kissing each other at the altar. Ronaldo was the priest marrying them. Suddenly, someone popped up with a gun and ruined the whole wedding!!!

Jeminah suddenly shot up, awake. Her nightmare was terrible, as she saw who had ruined her wedding with the gun…