The Vodafone Fight

Fighting Words Dublin, St Brigid’s & St Patrick’s National School, Drogheda, 6th Class, 16th October 2026

BeepBoop431 was in the middle of thinking about how to defeat Hippo-Bluetooth554. They did their best thinking in the bathroom of the treehouse.

He was using his friend, Jeremy the Cat’s, MeowPad to hack into Hippo-Bluetooth554’s internal camera system. 

Their story started in the year 2235 when BeepBoop431 met Hippo-Bluetooth554 in college. Hippo-Bluetooth554 stole BeepBoop431’s gum.

Ever since they have been enemies.

BeepBoop431 didn’t have great Wi-Fi and was finding it hard to hack into the internal camera system.

Suddenly, an ad popped up on the MeowPad. 

“Vodafone, the World’s Best and Fastest Broadband. Perfect for hacking! So much better than Virgin Media!” the voice on the screen screamed.

Little did BeepBoop431 know that Hippo-Bluetooth  554 saw the ad at the same    time. The broadband was so popular that there was only one spot left.

And they had to fight for it. 

Another reason why they are enemies to this day…