Two Enemies

Fighting Words Waterford, St Stephen's 3rd Class 9th October 2026

Once upon a time...there was a villain called Crap Crap the Crappy Baby. Crap Crap the Crappy Baby has a giant mech and it's covered in poop. Every five minutes, he poops his pants. There was a suspicious haunted house.

Crap Crap was suspicious because nobody had ever been in that house before.  From inside the house, Crap Crap heard some grumbling noises. “Is this a monster?” he thought to himself. He went into the house and found blood on the floor.

He saw a severed kid’s leg on the ground with bites on the toes. Suddenly, a head flew through the window and there was no brain in it. He went to run away, but two henchmen stopped him. One of the henchmen, small and burly, the other big and weak, stopped him in his tracks. Suddenly, a pair of really big and sharp claws (sharper than a dinosaur’s) slashed through the torso of the henchmen. 

Then Crap Crap saw the Furry Monster before he ran off into the shadows. Suddenly, he was dragged to the underworld in a mysterious black and purple portal. Before him, he saw many big monsters and a castle in the underworld. In this new world that Crap Crap was in, he saw a torso hanging off a cliff, dripping with blood.  There were bones and skulls everywhere, and when Crap Crap turned behind him, he saw a serial killer sprinting at him with a big knife...