Toe Story

Fighting Words Monaghan, St. Mary’s NS Ballynarry, Ballyheelin, Co. Cavan, 3rd, 4th & 5th Class, 24th June 2026

Coco the parrot and Tim cheese were walking down the street, when they saw a sign in a shop for Strawberry Toes. They went inside to see if they could buy some. They didn’t have any money because they had spent all their money on Banana toes. They decided to eat their banana toes, but they were disgusting, like soggy socks. They asked the shop-keeper, who was a big lying pig, if they could return the banana toe skins, but the pig, who was super wealthy, said no.

“you only have enough money for Chocolate Toes!!” snorted the shopkeeper. They decided to buy loads of Chocolate toes, and then they resold them to Bobby the builder, and with the money, they bought a toes machine. They used the toe machine to make strawberry toes. Tim cheese and Coco the parrot decided to use their toe machine, to open a Toe Superstore, where you can come to buy any toes in the world.

An Indian man came in, and asked for Curry toes. “We don’t have any curry” said Coco, “But we can certainly give you chicken curry toes”. But their machine broke, so they kidnapped the piggy shopkeeper, and sold him to Seamus mickey, the potato, and used the money to fix the machine again. Another Indian came in, and asked for a tikka masala toe. Annoyingly, the machine broke again, so they called someone to come and fix the machine. To their surprise, it was the Piggy shopkeeper who came to fix it.

Yet another Indian man came in, and he asked for chai toes. They were fed up of toes for the time being, so they went to the shop, and bought a burger queen. They then became super rich, because they sold the Toe store to Seamus-Mickey the potato, and used the money to buy a mansion. Seamus-Mickey closed the shop, and then all the Indian men started protesting, saying “We Want Toes!!” Along came Ruggy, the big black cow, and farted everywhere, which killed all the Indians. Then, Ruggy walked away.

Coco and Tim came back to see how the store was coming along. To their surprise, the store was on fire. Suddenly, all the Indian men came back as zombies, and they began to attack Tim and Coco. To their horror, they looked down at the feet of the zombies, and saw the one thing they feared the most… They all had Chocolate Toes!!!!!