Superdonut & Missy Donut’s Big Adventure
Fighting Words Monaghan, Scoil Naomh Pádraig, Corracrin , Co. Monaghan, 1st Class, 19th June 2026
Superdonut wanted to try eating herself, even though, she’s scared to. One rainy day, Missy Donut, Superdonut’s best friend, popped into her house top say hi. “What’s wrong?” asked missy Donut. “The toilet bandit is coming” said Superdonut, very worried. “Coming to throw us in jail!” Missy Donut said to Superdonut “well, then let’s get out of here!” and so they went to the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious premiere of Mary Poppins, which was being held in Madrid, about a lady born in the 1870’s.
Superdonut’s favourite part of the film, was the magic handbag, where Mary Poppins could take out lots of stuff. Missy Donut said “I shall buy you one!” The only place to buy a magic bag, was in the magic bag shop up in space. They went up to space in a chicken powered rocket. They crashed the rocket on the moon, and the chickens went everywhere, so they had to run out of the rocket really fast.
The chickens chased them all the way into magic poop land. Mr. Poop, citizen of Poop land, walked up to Superdonut, and waved hi. Before they could talk properly, the chickens kept chasing them on, all the way through poopland and into diarrhoea land. The mayor of diarrahoea land came along, and tipped his hat, and said, “Good Day to you!, how is your diarrahoea??” but still, on and on the chickens chased them.
Eventually, they ended up in Donutland, where they boarded another rocket, this one made on donuts. While they were taking off, a chicken bounced on a donut trampoline, and flew up, and grabbed onto the rocket as it went up into the sky. They found the chicken on the rocket, and were really angry, so they turned him into chicken nuggets. While they were in space, the chickens had secretly put a killer bear on the rocket.
The bear came into the donut rocket’s kitchen, where Superdonut & Missy Donut were eating their fresh chicken nuggets. “I’m going to have to Eat one of you” said the bear, with a big growl, but I don’t know yet which of you it’s going to be…!!”