The Spontaneous Unicorn

Fighting Words Waterford, Our Lady of Mercy Senior School, 5th Class, 21st October 2026

Once upon a time in the City of Weirdness, there was a unicorn called Katie Grande.

There was also a Unicorn called Felicia. All Felicia wanted in the world was to kill Katie Grande. So, Katie Grande needed to escape.

She wanted to fly to space to visit her cousin, but didn’t have wings!

All the other unicorns could poop candy, but Katie Grande could only cry candy. She was different from all the other unicorns, and it made her sad.

On the other hand (or hoof), Felicia Grande had a secret: she could poop poisonous black sour licorice candy with red and green spots.

Not only did Felicia have a secret, but she also had a plan to kill Katie with her poison poop!

Felicia Grande went to Katie Grande’s mushroom house and attacked Katie to make her cry her candy tears.

She wanted to taste her sweet candy tears as an act of revenge.

During this attack, Katie realised that her horn was broken! Felicia then saw Katie’s feet.

“We have the same birthmark on our feet,” Felicia exclaimed, eyes stinging from the sour licorice running down her cheeks.

They were actually long-lost sisters. But with her horn broken, Katie swore revenge…she’d get it any way necessary.