Soggy Dudes

Fighting Words Dublin, Holy Spirit Girls National School, Ballymun, 3rd Class, 14th September 2026

Once upon a time there was a chicken nugget and her name was Fairy House. She had a biggest fear, which was being put in a happy meal. She had a boyfriend named Donkey Alien. She liked to watch jumping potatoes. She has fairy wings.

But one day she accidentally fell out of her home and ended up in McDonald’s.

She landed in the grass outside the McDonald’s and couldn’t get back up because the grass was too long.

She thought the grass was a maze. But then she eventually got up by hopping and a McDonald’s worker found her and put her in a happy meal. She looked at her phone and saw that Donkey Alien broke up with her: “I’m breaking up with you,” he said.

She said: “What did I do to you? Why would you do this to me Donkey Alien? You are so rude!”

But then she said: “It’s ok, I was cheating on you with Chicken Nugget Bob. He is more handsome than you!”

Then she switched off her phone and a kid was about to eat her. Then she jumped out of the happy meal and started jumping home.

She met jumping potatoes on the way and then they went into Fairy House’s home and they jumped into a puddle of water and they got soggy.

And the potatoes took her home to their house where they tried to eat her.