Renault vs. Nissan

Fighting Words Dublin, Kilmessan Mixed National School, 3rd & 4th Class, 23rd September 2026

Once there was a Chicken Boy eating pickles that were chocolate covered. He lived in a cult. The cult was owned by Dr. Dizzy. He tried to sacrifice Chicken Girl for chicken wings.

The Chicken Boy tried to save Chicken Girl. Dr. Dizzy got Chicken Girl and put her into a Nissan and turned on the Nissan.

Chicken Boy owned a KFC. A car hit the KFC. But he had fifty shot guns. The person in the car was Chicken Girl.

He realised that it was a Nissan. So he hopped in his Renault and started eating chicken wings while chasing Chicken Girl.

The Nissan was a self-driving car and Chicken Girl was a hostage. The owner of the Nissan was called Dr. Dizzy.

The Nissan stopped and did a little dance. Chicken Boy rammed into the Nissan and destroyed his precious Renaults.

So he bought a new Clio. Before he bought the Clio, he sold KFC and they both drove into a dead end.

A massive chicken cheese burger landed on their heads...