Pickle-Paddy and the Diapers

Fighting Words Dublin, Belgrove Junior Boys School 2nd Class, 05th October 2026

Chicken Wings kicked the ball. It hit Darla.

Pickle-Paddy said: “Darla, watch out!” They bumped into a kiss.

Hot Dog Frank said: “What are you doing?” “We’re smooching!”

Then, one of the stinky diapers came along.

Then, Darla and Pickle-Paddy got engaged, and then they passed out, because of how gross the stinky diapers were.

Then they woke up and someone stole Pickle-Paddy’s girlfriend.

“Where is my girlfriend? If you don’t find her now, I’ll call the police!”, he said. Then he got distracted by pickle juice. Next, he trained to get Darla back.

There was pickle juice dripping down Darla’s armpits. He learned Kung Fu, and got a black belt.

The stinky diapers had jumped onto Darla and kidnapped her.

He drives a Lamborghini to Darla.

But then the stinky diapers came and said: “It’s war!” Hot Dog Frank is the one in charge of the stinky diapers, and he makes the stinky diapers fight Pickle-Paddy.

Pickle-Paddy said: “I’ll kick your butt!” He jumps out of the Lamborghini and…