Mr Cheese Pull and his journey to the moon

Fighting Words Cork, North Monastery, 4th Class, 05th October 2026

Mr Cheese Pull and Mr Cheese Ball are competing to see if they can pull cheese in a zig zag. They are competing in the coliseum in Italy.

Mr Cheese Pull finds 500 pieces of normal cheese in the coliseum. He decided to try it but he didn’t like it and he threw up!

This is because it was cannibalism.

So he thought of it all night and he decided to hate cheese forever!! Then his friend, Mr Cheese Ball, came up to him and told him he didn’t like cheese anymore either.

They both went home and decided to turn on the TV and watch a documentary about NASA. They decided to email NASA to see if they could go to the moon themselves. But their email got rejected and so they decided to build a rocket themselves. Instead of using metal they decided to use plastic instead. So they were building their space suits so whenever they were done they realised that they needed to make a rocket too and they got sad because it takes so much time.

Then Mr Cheese Ball came to comfort him and they started to build a plan to make a rocket out of scraps of metal. They decided to put metal in parts that won’t touch their bodies because they are afraid it might burn them if it gets too hot!

They build jetpacks just in case the rocket fails.

After 2 years they finish prepping everything for their space journey!

They set off for the moon with their jet packs on them in the rocket but the rocket broke down and they are falling into orbit…