Mr. Business Mouse and Jelly Man’s Big Adventure

Fighting Words Dublin, St Philip's Senior National School, 5th Class, 01st October 2026

Once upon a time, there was a mouse called Mr. Business Mouse. He has nowhere to live but he found a house next to the big cat next door. He sneakily went into the cat’s house. The cat starts chasing him. There was a gap in the wall and he escaped. That gap was the football field. He steps onto the football field and he meets someone called Jelly Man and they start playing football. Then they say “We would like to get into the Champions’ League one day.”

They were scouted by Liverpool but the cat next door plays for PSG. Then Mr. Business Mouse and Jelly Man left Liverpool for Real Madrid. They’re deciding to go to Barcelona but then they change their mind to stay with Real Madrid. Then they played with Real Madrid for a good while but then got sick of football. Then he got a job as a businessman.

Jelly Man knew how to dance so he joined a dancing team, but then he broke his leg. He went to the hospital but then Mr. Business Mouse had to give all his money to fix his leg and he went broke. He finds out the doctor is the cat next door. After he went bankrupt he went back to Real Madrid. He decided he’d make more money playing for Liverpool.

Then Jelly Man finds out Mr. Business Mouse is playing for Liverpool and he is devastated. He was so devastated by this news that he told Mr. Business Mouse he should join Real Madrid to win the Champions’ League. Mr. Business Mouse joins Real Madrid. But then Real Madrid was knocked out of the Champions’ League. After Mr. Business Mouse got knocked out, he decided to play basketball. When he was playing basketball, he got squished by the ball. His tail falls off, so then he quits basketball...