The Hotdog and Mr. Franky Tube, and Shark Ketchup Standing Beside Him

Fighting Words Galway, Claddagh National School, 2nd Class, 10th September 2026

Once upon a time there was a hotdog called Fred Johnny. Fred Johnny was a GIANT hotdog, and he was really red because he was always hot. He was also red when his brothers and sisters made him mad, and also when people tried to eat him. He had the shape of a pig with big pig legs, and was usually always happy and funny.

Fred Johnny’s best friend was a tube with laser eyes and tentacles, his name was Mr. Franky Tube. Mr. Franky Tube is always grumpy because his sister is always annoying him. He always wears glasses.

Fred Johnny doesn’t want to be eaten because he would split into loads of bits. He has to make sure he’s not eaten!

The tallest giant in the world called Mr. Gruffy is trying to eat him. Mr Gruffy was a villain and he was always trying to eat hotdogs.

He lives up in the clouds in a big castle…