The Hope for the Sausage Roll
Fighting Words Dublin, Pope John Paul II National School, 5th Class, 07th October 2026
Once upon a time, Grandpa Emilou got hit by a Lamborghini. Captain Rat was craving a sausage roll. The only way to help Grandpa Emilou was to face his greatest fear.
So first, Captain Rat ate some Pombears and got ready. And then when he was going to face his greatest fear, he was going to steal a sausage roll.
He went to Centra, and went under the vents. He jumped through the vent into the Centra bakery to steal a sausage roll.
Granny Emmeth noticed him and started whacking him with a broom because she worked there.
Captain Rat decided to run away and he grabbed a sample of free cheese on the way out. On the way out he jumped into the Lamborghini with Grandpa Emilou.
Grandpa Emilou just about survived, but after that day he knew his enemy was Granny Emmeth.
Grandpa Emilou found Granny Emmeth and they had a baguette battle. And then they became best friends.
All of a sudden, someone stood on all of the rats.
Captain Rat survived and started to build a new home, to get back at Granny Emmeth. He went out and started his villain arc when he was building his house.
Captain Rat was craving a sausage roll.“You stole my baguette yesterday!” Granny Emmeth said to Captain Rat.
They had a roast battle. Captain Rat said “Sheeran Ed can’t even describe the shape of you.” Then Granny Emmeth crashed out and ragebaited.
After they had a ragebait battle, they had a toothpick fight, and Granny Emmeth won the fight. Granny Emmeth called Grandpa Emilou and defriends him.
Captain Rat goes back to get another toothpick. He used the toothpick to steal his sausage roll and then the sausage roll slid off the toothpick into a sewer drain.
Captain Rat jumped into the sewer drain after it. He found the sausage roll but bumped into a walking pickle, he ate the sausage roll and got a deadly disease.
After he got out of the hospital, he went to try and find his family again. And then the pickle got hit by the Lamborghini…
