The Flying Pizza

Fighting Words Cork, North Monastery, 4th Class, 21st September 2026

Jimmy Bob was sitting on his couch with his friend and he asked his friend for some pizza. It was the first time he had ever tried it. He loved it the minute it went into his mouth. He was eating the pizza with his friend and they were watching a movie together and then his friend left to get more pizza.

When he came back his friend said, “Where are all the pizzas?” and Jimmy Bob said, “They are in my tummy!” and burped.

When Jimmy Bob was looking at his phone he saw a place called McDonalds. He went to McDonalds and looked at the menu and then he ordered a McFlurry but it cost 79 euro! He had no money and so he ran out and went into Tom Tom’s Pizza place and stole another pizza. He ran back home and started to eat it.

Afterwards the door opened and Mr Jim Bob accidentally walked into his house. He was in shock because Mr Jim Bob is a pizza that walks and talks!! Then he tried to eat him! But Mr Jim Bob the talking pizza then spits out another pizza because Mr Jim Bob is not edible, but the pizza he spits out is.

Jimmy Bob and Mr Jim Bob fall asleep and they sleep walk outside into an airplane on the grass. When they are airborne Mr Jim Bob accidentally bumps into him and pushes Jimmy Bob out of the plane.

He wakes up with no parachute, falling out of the sky…