Fighter McHeeHee and His HeeHee Power

Fighting Words Dublin, O'Connell Boys Primary School, 3rd Class, 22nd June 2026

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Johnson McHeeHee. His greatest wish was to become a McDonald’s french fry.

When he saw a Chicken Kebab, he went home and cried in his bed! He was afraid of them because he was allergic to them and his grand dad choked on one!

But his friend, Table the spider, cheered him up by giving him some McDonald’s french fries!

Then it was McHeeHee’s birthday, and everyone was singing happy birthday to him! But then the Chicken Kebab came and ate the entire cake! But McHeeHee was still happy because he can eat some mici!

He did get a playstation four though. But then the Chicken Kebab took his playstation and broke it! He smashed it.

A few years later...

Chicken Kebab showed up! Then Fighter McHeeHee channeled his inner french fry.

Then Chicken Kebab showed up AGAIN and hit him with a pan!

And then put him out the door!

Then, Pork Man brought Chicken Kebab to prison.

And then one day, Chicken Kebab broke out of prison, and went to Table the Spider’s house.

He took him out of his house and told him that if he doesn’t buy him a PS4 he was going to fly his friend to Ghana and censor exploding toilets...