The Fearful Billionaire

Fighting Words Dublin, Paradise Place Educate Together National School, 4th Class, 17th September 2026

Ruddell is having a walk in the garden and he sees kids. He starts running away. He goes to Donald Frump’s house because he’s scared. He jumps because his friend has two kids.

He runs to his uncle’s house and then his uncle has ten kids. Then he ran away again and on his way home he found tonnes of money. So he decides to buy a car, he buys a new bed, he buys a mansion.

He goes to his Mom’s house and says “Mom, I want to give you 2 billion euros.” Then, he goes to donate money to the homeless. Then he goes home but he forgets that he doesn’t have a bed because it hasn’t been delivered yet and he has to sleep on the floor. While he is asleep, the kids steal all his money.

He wakes up and crashes out. He goes to his brother’s house and tells the story of what happened to him. He tries to go to the bathroom but remembers that he forgot to order toilet paper. Him and his brother try and get the money back, and the next day he goes to his bother’s house.

He goes in the kid’s room and sees all of the money. He brings all the money back home and everything is back to normal for now. Then, a kid apocalypse starts! His enemy comes over the next day and steals his money. His enemy realises the kids put fake money instead of real money…