Fear Glas agus Fear Buí

Fighting Words Cork, St. Mary's on the Hill, 5th Class, 20th October 2026

There once was a Fear Glas named Jimmy that had an invisible wife named Naomi. They were ag troid a monster and they ran into each other trying to protect cathair Chorcaí and that’s how they fell in grá. He found out that his wife had superpowers!

They got married dhá mhí later and they had twins darbh ainm Stop agus Fan. He found out that his wife was cheating on him. He went to his cara is fearr, an Fear Dearg ón Solas Tráchta. The Fear Dearg said he found something in his cófra.

They went to talk to the monster. ‘Dia duit’, he said to the monster. ‘Dia ‘s Muire duit.’ the monster replied. The monster told them that he and Naomi, had triplets darbh ainm Look, Both and Ways. The Fear Glas leaves to look for his wife and the Fear Dearg and the Fear Buí ran after him. They ran all the way to Cnoc na hAoine. The Fear Buí was from Garrán na mBráthar.

They met in the Credit Union in Garrán and they started to fight but the employee in the Credit Union, Bridget, sorted it out. When they got kicked out of the Credit Union, they ran into Look, Both and Ways, ag imirt rugbaí. Stop agus Fan came along.

Naomi sees the Fear Dearg agus an Fear Buí and she got feargach because they were ag troid. ‘Ní maith liom é seo!’, screamed Naomi…