The Fantastic Shark

Fighting Words Dublin, Holywell Educate Together National School, 4th Class, 18th June 2026

A shark was swimming in the ocean, and human hunters were hunting him. They accidentally bit him, and turned him radioactive. Mister YupBro was on his e-scooter, when he heard a shark say “Yup”!

When he heard the shark say “Yup”, he rushed over to his friend to save him, but he was too late! The shark had already turned half human!

Mister YupBro jumped back into the sea and turned into a shark as well. As he was in the sea, Shark man said,

“No, no, no, no! You can’t eat all my friends!” And then Sharkman ate Mister YupBro!

Sharkman threw up Mister YupBro, and the two of them drank all of the water in the ocean.

Then, Mister YupBro ate Sharkman, and went to the police station to say that Sharkman has gone missing.

Mister YupBro threw up Sharkman in front of the police, and got arrested!

Little Jimbob busted Mister YupBro out of prison!

Sharkman went to JD Sports and saw Aura Farming Jimmy, Little Jimbob’s brother. Sharkman went to dap him up.

Sharkman said,“Watch me get your girl!” And he went up to a girl.

The girl said, “Ew, you’re a shark!”

Sharkman then said, “Watch me flood the whole city!”

Then, Sharkman went outside to see Timmy the Frog standing there, the size of a building.

He walked up to him, and then... DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!