The Divorce in Chaos

Fighting Words Dublin, Broombridge Educate Together National School, 4th Class, 15th September 2026

Monsieur Gronky was a very old, grumpy man who really wanted to divorce his wife and secretly Madame Gronky really hated him too. The reason he wanted to divorce his wife is because his greatest fear is his wife. He always wished he had divorce papers. But, the one thing he wished for in life was a donut.

He feared his wife so much because she put cheese in the dishwasher. He was too afraid to divorce her because he didn’t want to be alone without donuts. One day, he was on a walk. It was a normal winter day and two kids were building a snowman, so he knocked it over.

The reason why he knocked it over was because there were donuts inside.

Then, he went to the post-office and found two divorce papers, called the Divorcers, who were the only ones who liked him in the world.

When he was walking back, the kids whose snowman he had knocked over threw a snowball at him. Since he was so grumpy, he developed a power of non-human spider-sense and he dodged it. While he was walking home, he said “Dog on, these young uns’.’’

Then, he tackled the kids to the ground. And then he got kidnapped by Krampus and then Krampus made him chug a pint of beer and...