Conqueror

Fighting Words Waterford, St Stephen's Street NS, 3rd Class, 15th October 2026

"The year is 1955. The Five-Handed Monster was visiting his cousin in Antarctica when he got stuck.

The president took his cousin hostage, but the five-handed monster thought he had been abandoned. 

He ended up in Antarctica in the first place because he had stolen food from his cousin, and his cousin wanted revenge.

His cousin decided to keep him hostage in a cage above lava. But he escaped.

The Five-Handed Monster went into an igloo for some rest and fell asleep... he woke up to the sound of growling. The president had sent the bed monster under the bed!

After surviving the fright, the Five-Handed Monster made his way to America to find a witch. The witch, formally known as the Wicked Witch but as Josephine to her friends, could make all kinds of potions, but the Five-Handed Monster was only interested in one: the super strength potion.

fter negotiating with the Wicked Witch, the Five-Handed Monster went back to Antarctica to save his cousin..."