Clueless Pants

Fighting Words Monaghan, St. Patrick’s National School Broomfield, Co. Monaghan, 4th & 5th Class, 16th June 2026

Captain underwear the carrot went to see his Friend Bob the rat, and while he was on his way, he fell into a shuck full of rabbits. Luckily, captain underwear knew Karate. But the rabbits turned out to be hares, and they bit his leg off. They took out a giant grater, but before they could use it, he used his stretchy underpants to hit the hares. Unfortunately, there were too many hares. Just as he was about to be eaten, his friend Bob the rat strolled along.

There was a radioactive hare, who was WWWAAAAYYYYYY stronger than the rest of the hares. Bob and Captain underwear were so scared, so he flipped his underpants upside down, making a giant boat, and they sailed away from the danger. A short while later, they found a small abandoned island, where they built a small wooden hut. A huge bear came along, and tried to knock down the hut. “RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!” shouted Captain underwear, but Bob the rat said “Don’t worry, I got this….”

Because Bob was such a small Rat, he snuck behind the bear, and tripped him up. Captain underwear, realising he still had no pants on, said “I need to go and get my spare pants”, which were perched on top of his head. He started searching everywhere for his spare Pants, and after hours of looking, Bob screamed “THEY’RE ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!” After he finally got his pants back on, they strolled along a cliff. Along the way, He fell into a pit of mud.

A few crocodiles woke up from the noise. They began shouting “Get out of our mud, or we’ll eat you with some spuds!!” Bob ran back to the hut, which was destroyed, and got his first pair of underpants, then went back to the mud pit, and threw them at Captain underwear to catch, and pull him back up. Bob the rat was too small to pull him out. As if out of no where, and army of tiny carrots came along. They seen the commotion, got a rope and sticks, and fashioned a zip-line, which they used to get Captain underwear out of the Mud.

After a while of catching their breath, one of the crocodiles came along and said “Your pants are still stuck in the mud!” All the tiny carrots formed a long carrot-chain, and waded into the mud, and pulled out his Pants. “Thank you for getting my pants” said Captain underwear. “You don’t need to thank us” said the tiny carrots, you saved us already…” but before they could explain why, the ground began to crack under all their feet. The cliff began to crumble away, and a huge dark hole appeared below them. They began to fall, trying to save themselves.

Captain Underwear and Bob looked down into the hole, and as they began slipping down towards it, they gasped. It was the one thing they dreaded…