The Banana Boy’s Childhood
Fighting Words Dublin, Sacred Heart Boys National School, 3rd Class, 28th September 2026
Banana Boy lost his home. And then he tried to buy a new house. The banana landlord told him, “No”. And then when he finally got a new house, the Slicer stole it!
Slicer stole it because Banana Boy accidentally damaged the Slicer’s house.
The shiny wizard came to him, and gave him an apple house. And it was sixty-seven euro.
He always wanted to be the best GAA player in Banana Club. When Banana Boy came home after his training, the red apple was outside, ready to steal the house.
After his house was stolen, he called Green Banana to ask if he could stay over. He went to Green Banana’s house to sleep there. He forgot his toothbrush, and he had a hole in his front tooth, and didn’t want Green Banana to see him.
He said to himself, “I’m a gummy bear.”
He had a banana squishy, and he threw it in his face. And he got a tooth out. He got so mad, he farted in his mouth, and he said, “What have I done?”
The fart was so loud that he flew in the air! And Green Banana farted so hard that Banana Boy exploded.
Slicer broke into the house and a big fight was about to break out between Slicer and Green Banana. Who will win?
