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Fighting Words Dublin, St Oliver Plunkett National School Malahide, 3rd Class, 21st January 2025

Once upon a time, a monkey and a toilet went to the zoo. They were saying hi to their family that got taken to the zoo. Then they left the zoo to go to a Manchester United match. The match exploded! At the match they ran into plumbers, so they ran away.

Then, they ran into homework. Bubby the monkey and Fred the toilet ran away from the plumbers and the homework because they are not good at spelling. Then they ran into an axe man and the man was really angry because he hurt himself and then the axe man told them that they had to do extra spelling homework.

They nearly died because they hate spelling homework so much. They really wanted a house so they could hide from the homework. They bought a pink house. Then they ran out of money because they were a monkey and a toilet and could not get a job. They had to sell their house because they didn’t have enough money. They got a football contract to Liverpool. The toilet was too good for the Liverpool team, so they got switched to Manchester United.

They went to Saudi Arabia because they wanted to meet Ronaldo. They decided to buy a home there. It was too warm, so the house exploded and caught on fire. Fred and Bubby went swimming and they found a shark. The shark was evil, and he started chasing them. There was a whirlpool! They got sucked into the whirlpool and the shark pulled them out.

The shark nearly ate them, but they found an underwater city! In the city they found a random iPad and played baby shark. They bought an underwater house down there. Because they were underwater, they started to lose oxygen…

To be continued…