Poems & Limericks

Fighting Words Limerick, National Learning Network Group Limerick

Batman by Eve
I’m Batman catching criminals like I’m Catchman.
I’m Batman and I can make a good
Rapman.
Turning Two face into Black and Blue face.

The Cat from Limerick by Aine & Sorcha
I have a big, fat, Limerick cat
Who likes to wear a pink woolly hat.
He likes to lick
A hurley stick
And sleeps all day on a bright, red mat.

Ryanair Flights to Faro by Conor M
I was on a Ryanair flight to Faro
On a plane that felt very narrow.
I was sitting in the sun,
Eating a bun
And off to the pool tomorrow.

Love by Yolanda
If you grieve, you are a cheat from all the hatred.
If you are blushing, you are rushing.
If you think you are in love, the anger in you will turn into a dove.
If you are butterflies, you are taking off as a superfly.

Frying Pan to Drying Pan in the Rain by James
Dan is a man
Who uses his trusty frying pan
As a drying pan in the crying rain.
He’s not a fan of dying
But he sure like flying.

The Stalking Shark by Jack
There once was a man on a walk
Who likes to jog and talk
He’d a drop of gin
And saw a shark’s fin
“I hope it’s not me that he’ll stalk”

The Liverpool Team by Muiris
I am the liver
Who lives in the pool.
I like to sit
On a hard stool.

Batman Villains by Matt
Two Face is a man of two faces, one burnt and one flesh
Penguin is short and waddles
Cat Woman wears a cat suit with ears
Joker has a permanent smile and green hair
And together they’re Batman’s enemies.

Group Poem (limerick)
There was a man with a hairy beard
Who never, ever, ever feared
Except for a scissors
That was brought by a lizard
Which his friends always said was weird.