The Day Trump became Extinct

By Laoise Hanly (2018)

It all began when someone left the window open…

It was the best day of my life, the day Donald Trump became extinct.

You see, we live right outside Donald Trump’s White House- ye, poor us is right. He’s so annoying.

And that saying – “We will make America great again!” – ye right! I mean the country was clearly made to keep him away, and look at it now.

Anyway, back to the story. You may not know it but Donald Trump has a nut allergy so out house is filled with them.

He’s a bit nosy too. One day, someone left the kitchen window open when we were leaving the house and I’m pretty sure they planned to. Because when I saw the kitchen, there was a bar and on the packet it said “I voted Trump!” Anyway, Trump wanted it. He came in the opened window then he took it and ate it. Then, he passed out and went straight to the hospital. I was in the hospital too. And, when the doctor saw who the patient was, he passed out himself.

It took so long for the doctor to wake up. Trump was extinct! He was gone. I was so happy.

I spread the news. But right after I did, Trump came over to my house. IT WAS A DREAM!