Wicklow Stories

Fizzy & the Scary Bananas

Scoil Mochua, Celbridge, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 21 October 2021

Once upon a time, there was a lizard named Fizzy. Fizzy wanted to become immortal but he hated bananas.

Fizzy wanted to eat bananas but it made him sick.

He met a new best friend after his other friend kicked him out of the house because he got sick all over the house after trying to eat bananas.

Teddy Goes Rogue

St. Patrick's Boys National School, Hollypark, Blackrock, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 20 October 2021

Once upon a time Jason the Boy was digging in his back garden to plant flowers when he found a time capsule.

He opened it and marvelled at what he saw. He found a teddy bear that was pink with brown spots. 

”You’re now my best friend,” said Jason.

The Day of the Pig

 Alexandra College Junior School, Milltown, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 19 October 2021

Anna the Girl was being chased by a pig. She had no escape, unless she was to climb into a tree and stay there until the pig was gone.

Her heart was beating, the hair on her neck stood on end. She was waiting in the tree for hours until the pig left.

When she was younger, she had been bitten by an angry and depressed pig which was why she was so scared of them!

The Magical Adventure of Mr. Ducky and Vladimir the Red Dragon

St. Rose's National School, Tallaght, 5th & 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 14 October 2021

The beast awakened and the town heard him yawn. He was very mad and upset.

Vladimir the red dragon had flashbacks from when he was playing and dancing with his best friend, Mr. Ducky, when he was little. 

The guards from the kingdom came and took him away when he was a young dragon aged one year.

The Apocalypse

 St. Patrick's Boys National School, Hollypark, Blackrock, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 13 October 2021

One time in 1921, Jack the Horse and Bobby the Knight were outside when they heard something. Bobby was nervous so he rushed into the King’s room.

“Oh King, Oh King, I heard a loud noise outside,” Bobby said worriedly.

“Don’t panic, let’s get the cannons ready,” replied the King.

The Mystery Mist

St. Kevin's National School, Tara Hill, Gorey, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 12 October 2021

Bridget was not having a good day because she was getting bullied at school again.

She was also upset because she couldn’t stop thinking about her best friend, Rigu, leading their town, The Spring Oasis. 

Bridget was tall with brown hair and dark eyes and Rigu was wearing her typical space buns.

Sewer Rats

Alexandra College Junior School, Milltown, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 07 October 2021

Henry was a normal person who liked to catch rats in the sewers.

But Regina the Rat had escaped and ran into his basement. She was not like other rats.

She had sharp, pointy teeth and claws, and fur like a hedgehog’s spikes.

Play Time

St. Joseph's National School, Dun Laoghaire, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 06 October 2021

Billy the Little Boy was playing on his farm on 31st October 1921.

When he wandered into the cornfield, he found a teddy bear. It looked like a normal teddy bear but there was something strange about its eyes.

They were glow-in-the-dark red and shaped like an egg. Billy felt anxious but felt like there was an odd connection between them.

Never Trust a Chicken

Blessington No. 1 School, Blessington, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 05 October 2021

It was a sunny day in Mr. Potato the Roast Potato’s kitchen in Ireland. He was with Mr. Chicken Leg and they were about to get cooked.

The human was cooking the other roast potatoes and chicken, but Mr. Potato and Mr. Chicken Leg’s cooking time was delayed.

Then, Mr. Potato saw the human take out a potato masher.

Joe the Half Robot, Half Human Gets Betrayed

St. Rose's National School, Tallaght, 3rd & 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 30 September 2021

Joe the Half Robot, Half Human was in his haunted mansion. He got separated from his best friend, Wizard Blob the Wizard.

They were both being haunted by their biggest fears, Joe’s being Big Macs!

The cobwebs surrounded them so they couldn’t escape. It was scaring them and making them feel annoyed.

Aengus and the Chocolate Heist

Lucan Educate Together National School, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 29th September 2021

Aengus the ten year old boy was playing his first GAA match. He was a defender. Afterwards, he met his cousin Patricia in town.

They hopped on the next horse drawn carriage to Ringsend. 

“How did the match go?” asked Patricia. 

Goat's Cheese

Alexandra College Junior School, Milltown, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 28 September 2021

“Hi, I’m Gary the Race Car Driver. My best friend is Cheesy Chad, a block of cheddar cheese. Stop saying Feta.

He’s not made of Fetal. For the love of God, stop Feta!” Gary said to the news reporter.

In came Cheesy Chad to the interview in his swaggy sunglasses and backwards baseball cap.

The Curse of Bananas

Rathmichael School, Shankill, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 23 September 2021

Once upon a time there was an orphan called Bob. He didn’t know much but he knew that bananas were the scariest thing in the world.

He had been in Dublin Orphanage since he was a toddler.

Bob was in the orphanage because both of his parents slipped on a banana and hit their heads! 

Wild and free

Valleymount National School, Wicklow, 5th & 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 22 September 2021

Amber the horse really didn’t like the farm that she was on at the moment. Her owners were thinking of selling her. She was sick of being worked and she needed a rest. 

She had to plough fields every single day. She was heartbroken that she was being worked but other horses were having a better life. Amber just wanted to be free! 

The owners were thinking of selling her best friend Oinker the pig as well. 

Two Crazy Best Friends

Guardian Angel's National School, Blackrock. 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 21 September 2021

Once upon a time there was a cyan dragon called Charlie. Charlie was outside his house in the clouds playing with a basketball.

He really loved playing basketball. 

Then, he saw his best friend Frank the talking taco.

The Mythical Land

Alexandra College Junior School, Milltown, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 16 September 2021

Once upon a time there was a girl called Heather. She was in her room reading a book. She was also dreaming of having a magical dog.

Her mum told her she could go to the shop to buy something for her cousin’s birthday, and as an added treat, buy something for herself as well.

After going to the shop, she went to her favourite fountain and accidentally fell in, she was transported into a magical land. 

Pink the Flamingo & the Crocodile Army Attack

Gaelscoil Phadraig, Ballybrack, 1st & 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 15th September 2021

Pink the Flamingo was at the river drinking water. While he was drinking the water, he was dreaming about socks. His feet were really cold. 

He was too busy drinking water and dreaming about socks that he didn’t see the crocodile coming. This was where he got his fear of crocodiles.

Before the crocodile could eat Pink, his best friend, Blue the Bird, came to save him.

Nathaniel's Trip to the Moon

Rathmichael School, Shankill, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 14 September  2021

My name is Nathaniel and I can shoot melted cheese out of my hands.

I am working in the cheese section of McDonalds, shooting melted cheese onto all of the Big Macs.

One of my best friends, Senor Cracker, has a cheese and cracker cart outside of McDonalds.


Sacred Heart SNS, Killinarden, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 28 June 2021

Da baby was born in a basement and his mam was called Da Mother. Da baby went to Mr. MacLiam’s class and got an egg to the head.

That was why he was afraid of Mr. MacLiam’s class and where he got his nickname, Egghead.

Da baby invented the Coronavirus to wipe them out. He cried to his friend, M and M off-brand the rapper. 

The Adventure of Mermaids

St. Mary's JNS, Clondalkin, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 17 June 2021

Nicole the Mermaid lived under the sea with her best friend Kara the Mermaid. They were swimming with dolphins. 

“Whose house are we going to meet up next?” Kara asked.

“My house,” replied Nicole.

The Story of Leafy the Leaf

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 16 June 2021

Leafy the leaf lived in a forest and there were loads of foxes on the ground. He was just trying to be a leaf.

He was with his son Leafy the leaf junior. “Let’s get some food,” said Leafy the leaf. 

“No,” replied Leafy the leaf junior. 

Isaiah and the Mighty Cheese

Gaelscoil Nas na Roigh, Naas, Kildare, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 15 June 2021

Isaiah Patush the tractor was at the dumpster trying to find their best friend Reece the Cereal box.

Sadly they didn’t find Reece in that dumpster. Instead, they found a slice of cheese.

 Suddenly, a genie appeared out of nowhere and said, “your greatest wish is to own a slice of cheese.

The Boy Who Followed the Voice

Sacred Heart Senior National School, Killinarden, 6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 14 June 2021

One day Eduardo was with his best friend, Diego the Homeless Man, and he started hearing voices in his head.

“Son, I am always watching over you.” His Dad’s voice said. “Follow in my footsteps and become a bullfighter.”

Eduardo went to the stadium to sign up to be a bullfighter.

Sparky and The Shadow

St. Mary’s Junior National School, Clondalkin, 2nd Class, Fighting Word Wicklow, 10 June 2021

Sparky the Pig was in the sausage factory. He was feeling scared, so he ran for the exit door.

Sparky had run so fast that he landed on the moon! He felt something weird in his pocket - it was a hot dog.

Sparky felt afraid because hot dogs were his greatest fear.

Joe the Caterpillar’s Adventures

St. Colmcille's Junior National School, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 9 June 2021

There was a pink caterpillar named Joe who lived in a forest. One day, he was sleeping on a bush when he heard a big BANG!

Joe crawled off the bush to see what the bang was - it was a big bird landing. Joe was terrified! He was so scared that ran really fast to get away from the bird and got lost.

Joe saw another bush that he thought was safe.

Buddy the Policeman vs The Doughnut Monster Book 1

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 03 June 2021

One day Buddy the Policeman visited a school to do a special experiment on four slices of pizza.

Buddy's manager at the police station told him that he needed to do this experiment in order to get the dog that he really wanted. 

There was a can of Super Growth Formula right next to the slices of pizza.

Porkchop and the Detective

Lacken National School, Lackan, Blessington, 3rd/4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 02 June 2021

Once there an evil scientist spy called Dr. Porkchops. His dream was to take over the world.

One day he found a baby St. Bernard outside his door, but little did he know that he would become his greatest enemy. 

Dr. Porkchops had a secret room where he had all of his plans to take over the world.

The Christmas Problem

St. Thomas SNS, Jobstown, Tallaght, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 31st May 2021

Susie the Elf and Christopher the Snake were in a field talking about what kind of wishes they could have.

“My wish is to become a sheep,” said Susie.

“Why do you want to become a sheep?” asked Christopher. “Is it because you want to eat grass?”

The Time the Enemies Bled

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 26 May 2021

Mr. Sprinkles the Bunny and Captain Dog were in the park. They went back to Mr. Sprinkles uncle’s house to watch some tv. They watched Spongebob while eating carrots.

There was a big hole in his uncle’s fence which meant that foxes could get in.

“Oh no, what will we do?” said Captain Dog in a worried voice.

Cookie and Oreo

St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 25 May 2021

One summer evening in Cookieland, Oreo, the black and white dog, and Cookie, the golden brown dog, went to the Oreo shop.

Oreo went over to the original oreos and Cookie went to the golden oreos. 

After they got the oreos they left the shop, only to see two people in a pound truck.

The Tale of Bobster Madobster

Lacken National School, Lackan, Blessington, 5th/6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 24 May 2021

Bobster Madobster was sitting in his tent on the top of his ginormous fridge. He was busy eating his leftover baloney from last night.

His friend, Jeff the pigeon, was annoying him as he kept eating all of his food!

“Go get your own food!” shrieked Bobster.

General Metal Chicken vs The Million Bald People

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 19 May 2021

General Metal Chicken the Peacekeeper of the galaxy was at an abandoned castle guarding the outside door. 

The FBI came to arrest him and George the Lip Balm. As they were driving, General Metal Chicken and George escaped and made their way to the bank.

They quickly robbed the bank and returned to the castle. They went into a random room and saw a black cat.

The Power Over Dreamland

St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght, 4th Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 18 May 2021

Illusion the teleporting monster was speed running trying to summon a dragon.

If you are wondering why Illusion was summoning a dragon, it would help him take over Dreamland.

While he was running, he accidentally fell and got sent into the Overworld.

Billy’s First Adventure

St. Mary's National School, Tallaght, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 17 May 2021

In 2021, there is a dog called Billy. His greatest wish is to have an owner. So, he is looking for one!

Billy is with Puppy in town trying to find an owner. They try to cross the street but a big car nearly rolls him over.

Billy spots a dog pound truck and realises that he might get purposely caught to find an owner.

The Unbelievable Challenge

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 12 May 2021

Something the Brownie and Billy the Chicken Nugget were in a kitchen in a big bakery. They were talking about their greatest dreams. 

“When the volcanoes erupt, it shoots meteors,” said Something.

“Do you know that there is a dragon that lives in the bottom of the ocean,” replied Billy.

The Sandwich Nightmare

St. Andrew’s National School, Bray, Co. Wicklow, 2nd Class, Fighting Wordsa Wicklow, 11th May 2021

It was a lovely cold winter’s day. Iceberg the Penguin had just woken up.

Iceberg was feeling very tired but he jumped out of bed, got dressed, had breakfast and left for school.

Iceberg slid across the road and past his best friend’s house. On the way, he saw his best friend Spotty the dalmatian.

Cheeto Ate the Child

St. Thomas SNS, Tallaght, 4th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 10th May 2021

Cheeto the Dragon and Carney the Dinosaur were eating Big Macs at McDonalds.

Suddenly, the waiter brought out a plate of cheetos.

Cheeto ran into the playpen and ate a child because he was so scared.

Darth Ducky Vs The World

St. Colmchille's JNS, Knocklyon, 2nd Class, Fighting Words, 5 May 2021

Darth Ducky and Bob the Broccoli were chilling out on the sofa.

They were in Darth Ducky’s spaceship. They were watching TV.

Suddenly, Jimmy Bob Joe the Duck popped up on TV. He was on the news because he was getting arrested. 

The Mega Twenty Piece Chicken Nuggets

Alexandra College, Milltown, 5th Class Fighting Words Wicklow, 04 May 2021

Rob and his best friend Ricky were playing with a lego set in Ricky’s playroom. Rob kept thinking about how he was going to defeat Charles, the Cereal Killer.

Charles killed all the Lucky Charms to make his rainbow afro. And, Ricky was thinking about how he was going to kill all the spiders.

Ricky’s Mam came in with ham and cheese sandwiches. She ran out of the playroom to be exact. She was very anti-social. 

Double-Stuffed, Double Trouble

Wicklow Montessori School, 5th/6th Class, Fighting Words Wicklow 29 April 2021

One day, Pengy was sitting in his police car eating fish-flavoured donuts. Ory the oreo, his best friend, came to say hi.

“Hi Pengy, how is saving up for the mansion igloo coming along,” asked Ory.

“Not very well,” replied Pengy. “I’ve spent it all on donuts.”