What Mr. Crankeyhead Eats

St. Fiachra's Beaumont, 2nd Class, 8 February 2010
Mr. and Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkeys were eating breakfast in their treehouse. Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey swung out of the treehouse into a lake with singing crocodiles.

Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey was ironing at the house and didn’t care about Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey.

Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey fell off a waterfall that was 3000 feet high. He landed in the water and sharks came after him.

The crocodiles were trying to get at Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey before the sharks got there.

Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey felt that her husband was in trouble, so she went looking for him. She surfed down the waterfall on her ironing board.

Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey said to her husband, “You’re late. Why aren’t you at home right now?”

Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey told her back,” I’m a little busy being attacked by sharks and crocodiles right now!”

A zoo boat came along and rescued Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey from the sharks and crocodiles.

Mrs. McConkey was the  captain of the zoo boat. She wore a silly captains hat with a lollipop.

Just then a tiger came by and Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey sang a lullaby to make it go to sleep.  

Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey escaped from the zoo boat where Mrs. McConkey was holding him.