Turtle Romance

Scoil Bhríde, Clane, Kildare, 5th Class, 27th February 2019

Once upon a turtle there was a turtle named Jeff Turtleman.

Jeff lived in a rock in the turtle village. His best friend was Joe the pug.

Jeff smuggled Joe into the turtle village to play with him. They loved to play together.

One day Jeff and Joe had a fight about a girl.

Joe said he wanted the girl but Jeff said he wanted the girl.

The girl’s name was Julia the Turtle.

Actually, Julia was already dating Big Bob the Turtle.

Jeff was a disappointment to his father because he had no girlfriend.

One day, Jeff and Julia met and they went on a date. Big Bob found out.

“Oh, my sweet potatoes!” said Bob. Julia burst into tears.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you!” Julia wailed.

“I swear, it’s not what it looks like! I need some time to think…”