St. Brigid's National School, Killester, 1st/2nd class, 12th May 2009
One day, Reverend Green went to China to help him face his fear of toilets. When he was there, he met a friend named Pooh-face. Reverend Green and Pooh-face saw the Chinese people learning ninja.
Reverend Green decided to try to kick a football over the Great Wall of China. He was practising for his big football match on Saturday.
Pooh-face was on the other side of the wall to catch it. But it got stuck!
They had to get a ninja to get the ball down. The ninja kicked the ball and it hit Pooh-face in the head.
It knocked Pooh-face down for an hour.
A pizza came down from the sky and hit Reverend Green in the face. But he was still searching for the ball.
Suddenly, Reverend Green saw a toilet coming after him! So he ran away.
“Pooh-face! Pooh-face! Get up!” Reverend Green screamed.
He had to run the length of the Great Wall of China to escape from the toilet. The toile t was shooting dirty water at him.
Pooh-face took out his computer.