St Patrick’s NS Curtlestown, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Class, County Wicklow, 4th December 2018
Once upon a time there was a donkey called Joe who lived on the side of a hill.
He was eating his spuds when in came his friend Spuddy.
“Hi Spuddy, how are you? You smell like potatoes” said Donkey Joe.
“You smell like a donkey” replied Spuddy.
“I passed Jeremy the sandwich goat when I was coming here.
He was eating his bacon sandwiches as usual” said Donkey Joe.
“Hey, wait a minute… are you eating spuds” asked Spuddy.
“Sorry, I eat potatoes when I’m stressed.
I am stressed because Jeremy the sandwich goat is trying to eat me” said Donkey Joe…
