Shoes Cause Hassle

Scoil Cholmcille SNS, Ballybrack, 5th Class, 14th January 2010
Once upon a horrible time, there was a footballer with high heels called Lady Blue Hand.

She loved high heels so much that she wore them in the shower and even on the football pitch. 

She could do twenty kick-ups in her high heels without breaking a sweat.

 One day, during a semi-final, Lady Blue Hand was running down the line when the heel on one of her shoes snapped. She was in terror.  When the whistle went, she ran off in horror and started to cry. Her make-up ran down her face.

Her manager, Billy Bob Joe, had flat hair, flat shoes and fake eyeballs.  He came over to give her a new pair of flat shoes.  Lady Blue Hand didn’t want to wear flat shoes and she threw her broken shoe at him as he came over.

“I WANT MY HIGH HEELS!” she screeched.

 When the shoe hit him, Billy Bob Joe’s fake eye fell out. The shoe left a red mark on his face.

“If you don’t wear my flat shoes, you’re sacked!” he shouted angrily.

Lady Blue Hand stormed off to the commentator’s box.  She grabbed the microphone and announced,

“PEOPLE OF THE STADIUM! I WANT BETTER HIGH HEELS BEFORE HALF TIME!”