Scoil Chualann, 5th class, County Wicklow, 22nd January 2019
Once upon a time there was someone called Pitchungus who was a blue half rabbit, half bird.
He had a best friend named Mr. Shark.
One day, big Pitchungus jumped out of the hole that Mr Bush had trapped him in.
Mr. Bush didn’t like showing his identity, so walked around hidden in a bush all the time.
“Oh no, Mr. Bush, aren’t you the same guy that tried to trap me under a chandelier last night?” said Pitchungus.
“Look, if you don’t call the Federal Bunny and Bird Agency I promise not to trap you again,” replied Mr Bush in a strangely familiar voice.
Later on at his abandoned warehouse, Pitchungus called up his friend at the FBBA.
Lil’ Chug answered, and told Pitchungus that there had been a murder in the town hall that day.
Pitchungus made it his mission to find out who the murderer was, and, surprise, surprise… Mr. Bush was there…