St. Joseph’s BNS, Terenure, 3rd Class, 15th December 2011
Once upon a time, there was a guy called Billy the Butcher, and he liked chips.
Billy the Butcher was always outside of his shop begging for money. No one would go into his shop to buy meat because it was made out of cardboard. His meat got dusty.
His best friend, Bobby Brown the pig, flew to raise money for Billy the Butcher.
As a reward, Billy the Butcher gave the pig a chip, because Bobby Brown liked eating them. Bobby Brown then gave Billy the Butcher a mirror. When Billy saw his face he screamed, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” because he was afraid of his own face.
He was so scared, he fell down and fainted. While Billy was unconscious, he went into another world called Dorkville.
He went into a shop in Dorkville and asked the shopkeeper if they had a president in Dorkville.
The man asked him, “What is a president?”
Billy the Butcher replied, “He is the person who rules this place.”
The shopkeeper said, “The president is right over there in his mansion…”