St. Fiachra's JNS, 2nd Class, 16/02/10
One day, a very long time ago, Pancake Dragon woke up and he was all sore and tired. He went with his mother to the volcano. He got some fire from the volcano.
Pancake Dragon found out that instead of lava in the volcano, it was full of Nutella.
He screamed like a girl, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!”
Then he flew away and saw his best friend Dragon Beast.
Pancake Dragon fell into a river of Nutella. He tried to fly out of the river, but his wings didn’t work anymore because the Nutella was too sticky.
Philip the Butterman saw this happen and used his butter to slip Pancake Dragon out of the river. Dragon Beast saw Pancake Dragon covered in Nutella and butter. Then, Dragon Beast gave him a towel of pancakes.
Instead of drying himself, Pancake Dragon ate the pancake towel and couldn’t dry himself anymore. He stayed covered in Nutella and butter.
Arthur the Knight came along and said, “I will lick you and get all the Nutella. Sluuuuurp, sluuuuurp, sluuuuurp!”
Arthur the Knight wasn’t able to get all the Nutella off Pancake Dragon. So, Dragon Beast used his fire to try and get the rest off. Pancake Dragon wasn’t hurt because he had a fire proof jacket.
Pancake Dragon caught a case of snake pox. He then found out that the only cure was to eat 18 bowls of Nutella. He scoffed them down and lost his fear of Nutella.
Unfortunately, Pancake Dragon got sick! He had to rub himself in maple syrup. He found that he had eaten so much Nutella he had turned brown.
He screamed like a girl again, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to be normal again…