Breaffy National School, Breaghwy, Castlebar, Co. Mayo, 20 November 2018
One day Jeff the pizza was at his grandma’s house.
She was hoovering.
Jeff was hiding under the bed, due to his mortal fear of her hoover.
Jeff wondered to himself, “How will I ever get by this blasted hoover so I can fulfil my dream to meet Barack Obama?”
Jeff spied a mobile phone on the floor. He decided to ring his friend Homer the burger.
Ding a ling a ling! Homer answered his phone.
“Hi, what’s up Jeff?” said Homer.
“Help me, Homer!” said Jeff. “I’m stuck under a bed, hiding from Grandma’s hoover.
I’ll never get to meet Obama stuck under here. I’ll never be famous!”…