Holy Child Primary School, Whitehall, 2nd Class, Wednesday 16th November 2011
Once upon a time, there was a pig called Ms. Piggy. She was fat and had blue hair.
Her best friend was called Squishy Banana. He was black and yellow.
They were walking around the park one day.
“Let’s go to my house and have a cup of tea,” Ms. Piggy said.
“OK, let’s go back to your house,” said Squishy Banana.
“Will you help me find a husband?” asked Ms. Piggy.
“I will help you find a husband, as long as you don’t make me go in the mud,” Squishy Banana said.
Ms. Piggy looked in the mirror and shouted, “AAHHHHHHH!” “Don’t be frightened. You look very nice,” Squishy Banana said. “I know: Let’s go to the farm,” said Ms. Piggy…