Navan Educate Together, 5th and 6th Class, 15/02/10
Ted the redhead met Hammy the giant talking burger. Ted was getting interviewed for a job at McDonalds.

When Ted sat down for the interview he broke the chair because he had too much weight. He got distracted by Hammy because he looked so scrum-diddly-umptious.

A customer picked Hammy up and was about to eat him. Ted ran up and snatched Hammy out of the customer’s hand and said, “you’re not eating him!”

Hammy then said to the customer, “get out of here!” Then he turned to Ted and said, “lets get out of here!”

Ted dropped Hammy into a salad bowl.

Hammy shouted, “help! I can’t get out!”

“Eat your way out,” Ted said. “I hate salads.”

Hammy said, “I hate salads too.”

Ted left McDonalds and plodded down the road into a pet shop.  He bought a bunny. The bunny ate too much of the salad and ate Hammy as well.

The bunny got a really bad stomach ache…