St Mary’s National School, Fairview, 5th Class, 12th September 2019
Good morning, good afternoon, whatever. I couldn’t care less.
I’m stuck in this house with three naughty, chaotic children and I’m losing my mind.
Hi, my name is Cheryl and I live on the outskirts of Roscommon.
My best friend is David. All the kids want to go on him.
He’s a bird and he can fly.
I’ve moved into a new house and Sloppy, Jerry, and Joe keep throwing meatballs on the walls.
I’m sick of the kids and last night I was thinking how I could bring them to Disneyland...and just leave them there.
But I know my ex-partner, The Boulder, wants to bring them to the World Wrestling Championships...