Jamaican Bacon!!

Presentation Girls' School, 4th Class, Maynooth, Kildare, 19/04/10
Once there was a Jamaican Bacon, and he shouted:

“I can’t wait ‘til the X factor!!Ohaoha!”

Marvin the chubby marshmallow exclaimed: “My best friend is gonna be a popstar!!”

Jamaican Bacon was on his way to his audition, where he was going to sing some Bob Marley, when he noticed he had a huge lump of mould on him.

He couldn’t get the mouldy bit off him and when he went on stage for his audition Sherbert Cheryl ran off screaming, and Jamaican Bacon fell on Daniel Minogue.

Simon started laughing his head off at Jamaican Bacon, and Jamaican Bacon started to cry and ran off to his favourite restaurant..