Captain Wartburger and the Magic Lotion

Presentation Girls NS Maynooth 4th Class 7th March 2011
Once there was a sailor called Captain Wartburger, who lived on a crusty old boat by the sea.

His best friend Stinky cheese fainted because he saw Captain Wartburger’s giant wart.

One day the wart started talking to the captain and told him he wanted to get off his ugly face.

The Captain went to a town called Smell-me-pits and met a man.

The man told him he could get a wart lotion and he could find its location from the message in the bottle.

But he warned him he would have to face the hidden danger…