Scoil Cholmcille, 5th Class, County Wicklow, 2nd May 2017
Once upon a time there was a 27 year-old leprechaun called Bob.
He lived in a magical valley called Glencree.
He went to Duffy’s pub every week to try to find a “mott.”
One day, when he walked out of the pub, Big Gerald and his gang were waiting for him - smoking.
“Oh Jaysus!” shouted Bob. He ran back inside in fear.
”Give us a pint – there’s lads waiting for me outside,” said Bob to the bartender.
Gerald and the lads came inside. “You owe us money - I’ll smash you up” Gerald said angrily, thinking he was like Conor MacGregor.
Just before they could beat him up an invisible force pulled them back outside and …