Scoil San Treasa, Mt. Merrion, 2nd Class, 19th September 2012
Once upon a time there was a fat guy called Bob. He was in New Guinea trying to squash the president.
He was working with his best friend to squash him. Their plan was Bob was going to sit on him and Strippy would throw a salty cheese ball at him.
Unfortunately the presidents body guard was there who would throw healthy food at them.
If Bob was hit by healthy food he would be turned into a carrot.
One day they dug a hole to try to sneak in. When they got in Strippy was planning on throwing his peel so the guards would slip on it.
They got in from under the ground, but they didn’t expect the attack fairy that awaited them with a frying pan...