Gorey ETNS, County Wicklow, 4th/5th Class 06 October 2016
One beautiful sunny morning in Mort’s pharmacy, Bill woke up to find that he was extraordinarily average.
Bill realised that he needed some milk, so he walked over to the supermarket, Asda.
When he walked out of the supermarket with his milk, he saw Donkey Hashtags having a fight with Trevor the Cow.
When Trevor saw Bill coming out, he knocked out Donkey Hashtags and marched over to punch Bill.
“Moo,” Trevor said angrily.
“Why did you take my milk? That’s stealing from my species!”
“I got it from Asda,” Bill said, averagely.
“Who’s Asda? Wait, do you mean Ausde, my wife?” asked Trevor, angrily.
He turned black, purple and pink. Warts appeared on his face because he was so mad; he was sweating.
Trevor pulled out his weapon of last resort: his almighty moo…
Dun dun dun…