The Adventures of Mr. McConkey

SCP Dominican Campus, Ballyfermot, 16th April 2009
Mr McConkey, the Flying Donkey, lived in a cave. 

He really wanted to be a normal donkey.  More than anything else, Mr McConkey was afraid of the dark.

 His best friend was a centipede called Calvin.

One day Mr McConkey lost a wing.  He gave his friend, Calvin the Centipede, a call on his banana phone.

‘Hi Calvin,’ he said crying, ‘I lost my wing.’

‘There’s a bad signal, I can hardly hear you.  Where are you?’ asked Calvin.

‘Up on a cloud,’ replied Mr McConkey.

It was getting late and he still had not found his wing.  

He was terribly afraid because it would soon be dark.....