Tony and the men in black
100 Years Project:
St. Fiachra's Senior National School 6th Class 10 November 2022
I went home and found three men in black suits in my house, sitting on the couch. They told me that I had been chosen. Before they told me what I have been chosen for, they gave me a pack of green sour patch kids.
I opened the package and began to eat one, but then I spat it out because it tasted like green apple. I felt a burning sensation on my face and a couple of minutes later a huge rash formed on my face.
I ran into the bathroom, to wash my face and when I looked up I noticed my skin had started to turn brown.
. I ran back into the living room and the three men in suits told me that I was turning into a brown sour patch kid!
The men took me into a van and drove off into an abandoned house to start an experiment. I was excited but surprised at the same time because becoming a sour patch kid had always been my biggest dream.
When I entered the abandoned house with the three men I saw all the other sour patch kid experiments.
The three men told me:
“If you eat a green sour patch, you will turn back into a human!”
“No” I said “It’s been my dream to become a brown sour patch king.”
All of the sudden a big jug of juice broke through a wall in the abondened house.
He greeted Tony and the men in the black suits by saying: “Oh yeah! Coolaid man comin in hot!” DUN DUN DUN...